lets play a game called HEAVEN and HELL.

HEAVEN: ol' boy travie gets down at barneys. he kept calling the cans behind him purplesaurus rex- we think its cos he'd been drinking cough syrup and sprite all day. either way we love it when girls call us "the dudes that are friends with the cupids chokehold guy"- it gets us more poontang than having a goatee in 8th grade.



HELL: sometimes we want to put this sign up at panic at the disco shows. sometimes when you wish hard enough things come true. right now we are wishing your play-doh had poison in it. hurry up and turn 18 get drunk and make some bad decisions with us.



HEAVEN: duh. korean tom cruise makes his triumphant return. isnt this nature in its perfect state- the korean guy yelling at the black dude- "you buy now then get out of my shop, you no good". only in this case its KTC and the black jesus he used to use as a front to sell cigarettes on FOB tour. wow. and check out the decaydance piece. if you thought being friends with trav got you tang, just try this one. money back guarantee.



HEAVEN: dudes dont even front like youve never gotten jealous of those big ass purses bitches carry. now this one is pretty sweet. the greek bromos in YSL had to convince me for like an hour this was a dudes bag. really what do i care- it goes with everything from fake orange tans to super tight white jeans. who cares if its just a M-urse on steroids.



HEAVEN: this is when shit was cool. you cant even get this shit on dvd. one dude works on sprockets and the other in a rock quarry, how fucking amazingly shitty is that? it reminds us of the times when our parents went out and let the tv babysit us. oh sweet nostalgia. pebbles is so banging it like hurts my doodle. note the first time i ever masturbated to a cartoon.