HEAVEN: the carter three. i know we've been saying this for years but wayne is the best wordsmith around. he says shit about being from mars which is crazy. we went to this spot in nyc called evolution where you can dip your hand in a bucket of real human teeth. this record kind of feels like that. he even has his unibrow tattooed, like you shitbeards could even deal with that.
HELL: this is a bottle of amstel light. ignoring the obvious fact that sitting in a car with a beer in your hands is insane. this dude is way big and pretty sweet. then we see him drinking light beer. fucking gay. its like seeing a hot tranny and then catching a glimpse of her nards and twig. if there was a sign that said "i am the worlds biggest pussy" this would be it if it wasnt courtney love's vagina.
HEAVEN: the japanese are so fucking efficient. this icream thingy looks more complicated than the fucking SATS. look at this dessert and then look at your shitty ice cream sundae. you wonder why americans are fat, illiterate retards while japanese people talk all fast and have the best super hero cartoons.
HEAVEN: alright we stole this pic off some livejournal jerk but it looks like the party for the end of the world. and while sometimes he can act like a cheesedick pete is our friend and we like to pretend he is blowing us a kiss here.
HEAVEN: look at these fat fucks. this is awesome. just sit around and fucking eat sticks all day. and those black spots around their eyes are like permanent sunglasses, pretty sweet. we felt better looking at it on the wall while completely annihilated taking a piss at ak47. what a sweet thought moments before we threw up that great japanese dessert in the toilet.
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Wow this blog almost feels like a slam to all of us that aren't part of the "in" crowd.
i was at one of the fob concerts, underneath pete
i put it under hell: i was nearly trampled by people older and stronger than me and i almost sat on the ground from being pushed
i was under wentz at a show. i had to help hold him up. next day i got a cold sore. no lie. it could have been from heat/exhaustion/dehydration, but it's a way more epic story to say i got a wentz-ually transmitted disease.
if the world is endin... i'm throwin the party.
hey, this is a million years late, but my friend took the original to that pete pic you posted, and the "livejournal jerk" photoshopped it - do you know where you got it off livejournal? just wondering, cause somebody obviously took it from us.
here's where i posted the original: http://bestthingaround.livejournal.com/85646.html
Lol Nice. yea we all love pete despite what he says or does sometimes ^_^
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