How does myspace still exist? The only thing keeping myspace alive these days is free Macy's gift cards and fake porn profiles that your dads co-workers jerk off to because they're convinced it's someone other than a McDonalds Nightshift Manager with a crusty mustache.
Facebook is at least on top of their game. No porn. No spam. Verification via telephone number. Photo tagging. Smart applications...and we even heard its run by a 13 year old or something.
One of best websites on the internet got raided. (Tv-Links.co.uk) The operator was arrested. What a bumout. What am I supposed to do instead of watching reruns of 'are you afraid of the dark' and 'clarissa explains it all'?
I got to play with Microsoft Surface the other day. The only way Microsoft can get away with this...is if the packaging is made of photos of Bill Gates blowing Steve Jobs. Seriously. Oh, It also runs like shit.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
dear serato,
whats up homotextuals.
the celebrity dj bubble needs to burst. i get it- we all have a playlist and can hit play while steve aoki slams back and forth for you. lock me up forever if i have to hear mickey avalon mashed with the yeah yeah yeahs again.
id recommend that the next time there is an afterparty for whatever new green vodka that comes out they hire this kid instead:
oh yeah and why does everything from channel 331-336 on my satellite look exactly like the hills? you know like some bronze kid is reading his lines off cue cards. i say we throw them all back in that junior college where they should be.
and speaking of the hills will someone tell that spencer kid to stop gluing his girlfriends pubes on his face, its ruining that one feist song they play every other minute on it.
the celebrity dj bubble needs to burst. i get it- we all have a playlist and can hit play while steve aoki slams back and forth for you. lock me up forever if i have to hear mickey avalon mashed with the yeah yeah yeahs again.
id recommend that the next time there is an afterparty for whatever new green vodka that comes out they hire this kid instead:
oh yeah and why does everything from channel 331-336 on my satellite look exactly like the hills? you know like some bronze kid is reading his lines off cue cards. i say we throw them all back in that junior college where they should be.
and speaking of the hills will someone tell that spencer kid to stop gluing his girlfriends pubes on his face, its ruining that one feist song they play every other minute on it.
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