DOUCHE PROFILER.

We are going to start profiling Douche Bags. Here is our first.

Name: Billy Dec.
Age: Like 35.
Type: Total Bro.
Fun Fact: He lives with his Mom



This guy is from Chicago. He claims to be friends with tons of celebrities and it blows our mind. Here is a picture of him with Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson. Word is that he makes his staff send out press releases that him and (insert celebrity name) were hanging out.

P.S. We heard he is actually friends with Ryan Cabrera but I think thats like one of the worst people on the planet to admit that you are friends with.

Paris Hilton

Okay. Lets diagnose a Paris Hilton blog post which is clearly just to promote a band she probably has no idea of. When I see the words" Up and coming band", a myspace link and a little bio of a band I cant help but to KNOW this was written by someone at the label.

"So back to last night at the premiere: after we screened the movie, we had an afterparty at The Ghost Bar, the new hotspot in Dallas at the W Hotel. It was a beautiful club and everyone had a great time. I was there with my friends from the up-and-coming band, "Forever the Sickest Kids"--check them out on their MySpace page at www.myspace.com/foreverthesickestkids . They are six musicians from Texas...I love their music and they are such sweet guys!" - Paris Hilton

P.S. Check out this up and coming band, "TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD" --check them out on their myspace page at www.myspace.com/yeahbutididntkissher . They are two musicians from New York and Chicago...I love their music and they are such sweet guys!